Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 months agoA few weeks ago, I made two online purchases; a box to store my money and some speakers.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down12
arrow-up1148arrow-down1message-squareA few weeks ago, I made two online purchases; a box to store my money and some speakers.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square5fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoI just had lunch at the Pelican Cafe.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down11
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareI just had lunch at the Pelican Cafe.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoA while ago, I went to the store and bought some self-rising flour.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up165arrow-down17
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareA while ago, I went to the store and bought some self-rising flour.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoI've been very thorough on my spree of stealing government signs.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down13
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squareI've been very thorough on my spree of stealing government signs.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoA woman wanted to make soup.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down110
arrow-up185arrow-down1message-squareA woman wanted to make soup.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square7fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoWhy don't Teslas have that new car smell?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1167arrow-down111
arrow-up1156arrow-down1message-squareWhy don't Teslas have that new car smell?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square7fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoKnock, knock!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down118
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareKnock, knock!plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoWhat's a shoe repairman's favorite dessert?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down19
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareWhat's a shoe repairman's favorite dessert?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square3fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoHow does a penguin build its house?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up165arrow-down12
arrow-up163arrow-down1message-squareHow does a penguin build its house?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square7fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoWatson: Sherlock, where do lemons come from?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down115
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareWatson: Sherlock, where do lemons come from?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square8fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoThe horse government never gets anything done.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down14
arrow-up1103arrow-down1message-squareThe horse government never gets anything done.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoThe Olympics feature the world's longest hyphen event.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down15
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareThe Olympics feature the world's longest hyphen event.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoKnock, knock!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down16
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareKnock, knock!plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square3fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy did Billy get fired from the banana factory?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down16
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareWhy did Billy get fired from the banana factory?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoI started a business building yachts in my attic.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down13
arrow-up1182arrow-down1message-squareI started a business building yachts in my attic.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square9fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down17
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareI'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI've just had my first coffee.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down116
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareI've just had my first coffee.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDid you know that now you can even get lawyers at IKEA?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1239arrow-down16
arrow-up1233arrow-down1message-squareDid you know that now you can even get lawyers at IKEA?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI once tried to make a square, but I ended up with an octagon.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1159arrow-down12
arrow-up1157arrow-down1message-squareI once tried to make a square, but I ended up with an octagon.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy are elevator jokes so classic and good?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down18
arrow-up160arrow-down1message-squareWhy are elevator jokes so classic and good?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square5fedilink
