• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
    431·
    10 个月前

    We moved up a level

    Alpha to zoomer but I can translate now

    Papa, you ain’t fly

    Maybe but Mum’s da bomb. She’s the XD to my RAWR

    She’s hella aiight

    Oh snap?

    Crackle pop

    • intensely_human@lemm.ee
      24·
      10 个月前

      Father, thy woman driveth thee to lovers’ foppish folly

      Forsooth, but dignity is coin I gladly trade for Cupid’s coveted ware — She is fair moonlight upon the waters of my soul

      Speak narrow truth now Father for such promises my childish heart cannot but leap upon with faith

      Tis ground I speak to catch thy eager feet, Child, and though it bury my ambition it lifteth me as well it quench my thirst

      • Kedly@lemm.ee
        4·
        10 个月前

        I unironically like this version the best out of the entire chain

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldEnglish
      22·
      10 个月前

      90’s Edition:

      Dad, you need to take a chill pill! You’re totally buggin’ out over mom and it’s grodie!

      Whatever, don’t go there! I may be a scrub, but your mom is gettin’ jiggy wit it! She’s all that and a bag of chips!

      Wazzzuuuuup!?

      Waaaaaazaaaaaaap!?

    • gwilikers@lemmy.ml
      6·
      10 个月前

      Sayin ‘crackle pop’ in response to ‘oh snap?’ is legit hillarious. Ive never heard that before.