• Jubei Kibagami@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    At the DNC the lights go low, the crowd goes quiet, the speakers start blaring D-Generation X - Are You Ready? and a slowly rising platform covered in fog rises to reveal Bernie Sanders making an x with his arms over his crotch. Bam Bam Bam! Crowd goes fucking wild, election is immediately called and we go on to better things.