Thanks, I hate it!

Really just morphs the troubles into balancing work (for food/energy consumption), and “premature” death (can you imagine your spouse living their whole life in a day/week?).

Seems like something that might get vetoed.

Liquid cat has some surface tension.

I get the feeling that if this were on a globe, it would appear as a long, thin, and nearly empty circle.

Way to stand up for my alien homies, yo!

Then… wouldn’t it be false?

We have seen the future, and the future is weird.

I’m glad you provided a link, because I would not have believed you otherwise. Take my upvote.