Is KY available at the government office or do I need to bring it with me to see Mr government?
Also, could Mr.Government please do the DMV too? Fuck it up real good for all of us please! Fire everyone who works there, delete the data, etc. I mean “fix it” real good for us please!
I heard there was a mentor coming to fix this soon…sorry, I apologize. I mean to say Meteor. Chances of landing up my own ass have increased once more. I probably won’t feel it so I’m not too worried about it.
Fuck no! Keep Clippie software only! And keep it in the recycling folder!
Its good that people can see that the emperors have no clothes and are still willing to put their necks on the line. But it shouldn’t be just comedians who are supposed to be there to entertain us. It should be the citizen politicians we picked with our actual vote. Unfortunately they are all currently threading Trump’s bullshit. They are literally swimming in it and its a sandpit made of bullshit. Its a trap.
I propose a visit to the Republican convention? Its almost spring and the aroma of statehood is in the air. Might as well add some spice.
Seriously though, I heard that recently someone had it while at the local airport so everyone who might have been nearby were contacted, including thru radio announcement and news coverage. Having such a thing happening is just playing with fire.
What went wrong is pretty clear actually. The world is supposed to be below the plane at all times. Specially during and after landing until the engines come to a complete stop and the people get off the plane.
Meanwhile at the space station… Stranded astronauts desperately build a parachute using their clothes, duct tape (the good stuff, not that home depot crap) and USB cables. They must make the hard decision to decide who should jump and who should remain in space… Forever!
The only way to open this thing is to remove the screen… Which is the only way to certify that I am me for all work related stuff…2FA is such a pita. So if I fuck up, that could be the loss of just my phone or all my e-mail. Lol, just kidding, I got backups. But boy, what a piece of shit way of doing things. I’m out. The hackers can have it all.
4 years. That’s not really old at all. They just throttle your battery’s capacity.
If we could have a law where only Republicans are allowed to fly, that would be nice. I’ll take whatever else is left running after dufus is done fixing the US.
Its Linux compatible or garbage. Bottom line. My Android phone is discharging faster than a bucket with a hole, but I’m keeping it as long as I can. I need to get me an Ubuntu phone.
Omg! That’s 9 years old? How did Disney allow such greatness? My only complaint is that its fairly softcore lol.
12"!..11", 10, 9, 8, 8.5…stop! Stop!.. 6…5.5"
Darn! WTF! How do we turn you back?
I go to pornhub every morning to check out the articles. Lately I’ve noticed that they have exactly the kind of articles I’m interested in always at the top two rows and then a bunch of stuff I’m not really into elsewhere. They are definitely testing stuff.
Kind of like Saddam out of the smokey moldy hole. Or phak face with the black hawk helicopters and the sea burial. Not a lot of fun awaits assholes. Other assholes should pay attention. Let’s all see where this shit show ends. I hope I don’t end up as soap. But if I do please let it be some really hot Lady in need of special attention. Hey my lipids are high quality! Why would you just waste the heat. I think at this point I would love for a Republican to slip up and show us the furnaces were they plan to burn us naked and alive.
Darn! We might need a midway switch of airplane orientation.
Does anyone remember if Hitler was partying and traveling much after his retirement?
You got no purpose but you got feelings. Be happy, help others be happy.
Are there chances of hitting after it hits us and we’re all gone? I’m going to as my wife for an open marriage. You know, maybe have a little fun while we wait for total nuklier or meteorite annihilation. Or gas chambers. I’ll be totally naked in the gas chamber!