purplexed

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

And from kids! The circle is complete

You take that back, that lesson was beautiful

Definitely skip the candy dildo thong

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

It’s not sad or great, it’s ridiculous. There’s never been a third toot.

Hostel

I misread that, but I’m still curious

Nukes are for stopping hurricanes though

And the cylinder

I’m more of a Robotnik guy myself

Ooo*

“Due to a software glitch, you worked an extra 500 hours. You will not be compensated for this extra time as it was not mandatory or compulsory.”

Because violence only happens in Minecraft

That’s what the little soap puck in the urinal is for

Pam pam param boyos!

It’s very clunky in its usage. Which isn’t good English, but neither is the title, so I’m over it.

That just turns you more Canadian