The rat was tricked out of its cheese

They really have nothing better to do, do they. They only care about causing as much suffering as possible.

NYC. Everyone talks about it with a wink and a smile, from coworkers to friends to random people. The only people who are opposed to it are my company’s rich directors.

Add Eric Adams to that list. Piece of shit Republican

Make it a sue-able offense and add recall elections

KKK is already a legal political party, they’re just called Republicans

US fails to do both domestically

But when Trump does it he’s elected president

Gay woman

Small ones are cute and bite sized, big ones are squishy pillows. Regardless of size, they’re all soft and cute.

That’s by design. Republicans are child molestation pros

That’s how like, 75% of art is made

Weren’t Republicans screeching about how Kamala wasn’t chosen by the people? They seem awfully quiet now

Learn how to spackle

I wonder if he has a Zelle

Though it’s definitely more fantasy, I love the Borderlands universe for the same reason. Musk is basically Handsome Jack without the charm.

The Claims Adjuster

Painkiller inspired double shot

• 1.5oz coconut rum
• 1oz pineapple schnapps
• Splash orange juice

Working off of a tip, police stopped a person traveling by bus and recovered a suppressor and a number of false IDs, one of the officials added.

Snitches get stitches

But also, if this is the guy, the moment they release his name it’s gonna become memorialized

The dude is a landlord cop. He’s a piece of shit who only cares about self enrichment.

Do you think the hitmen and counter-hitmen will eventually end up confronting each other?

Another CEO named Thompson. You know what would be really funny?