Jack

“… patient’s personal information was also compromised,” said Chris Hacker, Special Agent in Charge of FBI Atlanta."

What a name.

Giving a blowjob to every straight adult male in America (estimated 116.8M) with an average of 9 minutes and 30 seconds leaves us with 2,111 years of straight dick-sucking for any presidential candidate.

I’ve heard this recommended by Michael Bazzell of Intel Techniques, whose job it is to make people untraceable (from stalkers and the like)

And remember, a WaterPik CANNOT be used as a makeshift bidet, no matter how tempting.

Very painful lesson.

I’ve always felt that Krita was better suited for drawing.