It was a myth growing up. Blood attracts sharks, but piss will keep them away.

So don’t try this at home… primarily because you probably don’t have shark at home.

Keeps the sharks away. Not sure about the moose, though.

Trump will fire him anyway, then throw them to the leopards.

Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…

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This is so wholesome. Please, keep being kind to those kids.

Ah. Missed the subtle double-entendre.

“Maybe try fucking a couch”

Are “name checks out” posts allowed here? Beetlejuicing?

Improperly used nails, sinkhole, matches from scaffold bar, jelly on toast