Um. Well done?

What did you expect, a happy ending?

I never minded manual until I got the crappy little Swift I’m driving now. It only seems to respond to swearwords.

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Everyone has ancestors from Africa. And that’s about all you can tell from dna.

It’s not limited to 6 weeks, you just need a doctor to tell your company you need longer (and your compensation is lowered iirc). Someone who gets run over by a lorry and has to stay in hospital for months doesn’t lose their job, like they would in the US.

Public holidays vary per Bundesland. Berlin has the fewest!

I’m sorry, but there isn’t a single word in that text that an English undergrad should have to look up (although I did look up the dinosaur purely to see what it looked like).

Tl;dr the weather sucked. Everything was muddy and covered in soot.

They have a bunch of forums with different subjects. Believe it or not, you can piss people off by making a joke about acrylic yarn 🤣.

Nope. I’ve snored all my life, even when I was bean pole skinny.

In the UK, the Royal Estate provides the government with a huge income (even though 25 percent goes to the king so he can repair his fancy castles).

Huh. I’ve never seen that before. Men don’t mind.

I’ve been banned from Ravelry for many years and I have no idea why. They used to not message people when they got moderated, so I haven’t got a clue 🤷.

Yes, but that’s because I have a lot of relatives who are lawyers.

The EU has been advertising to find people like you.

Europeans. Fibre Internet, phone runs on the WiFi. Using mobile data is fucking expensive.

Not over here.

I think one of the companies that picks up old clothes has gone bankrupt.

Maybe his great great great great cousin once removed was Irish or something.

It’s a shamrock ☘️.