sorry to drop in with an opinion, but I love my mouse festooned with buttons. Logitech and Razer have FUCKED UP MY DREAM

florida is a screwed up place, in a lot of ways, but this was fake back in 2018

• https://961kiss.iheart.com/featured/the-morning-freak-show/content/2018-07-15-no-this-florida-story-isnt-realat-all/

you need to talk to your partner and go to counseling forthwith.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye-rolling

maybe a cultural thing, I donno. I can imagine some different interpretations.

What are the hypothetical consequences that don’t happen to one who doesn’t?

I know this sounds obvious, and it’s an old meme from Reddit, but you REALLY need to check your home for carbon monoxide.