My cocktail lefts. Just sayin.
I’ve been to Beijing, Hangzhou, suzhou, Hong Kong, Shanghai, kunming, Xian, Qingdao, chongching, Jinan, Wuhan, yinchuan, and many minor cities. It’s an extremely stupid sterotype/oversimplification. If you want to check that easily, look at the geography of the major cities. Or, if more interested, look at city maps.
Hush money paid so it didn’t come to light during the election? Maybe not technically election fraud, but it’s scoring 10s on the composite.
Don’t do the Koo-Aiid man wrong!
Michael Jackson was not a regressive.
Don’t forget fellating a failing oligarch, too.
You’ve sunk my battleship. In more ways than one.
By that measure, you’ve never met an Akita.
He just kept at like it was no big deal. He sweated and teared up, but ate the whole damn thing.
Joke all you want, but I had a two year old in a high chair that ate my entire take out bowl of very hot penang thai curry. Diapers weren’t fun for the next day, but he did it.
EXCESS body fat? They would both be ripped and the enemy would just eat some cheeseburgers.
Depends so much on the kid. One learned about negative numbers when he was 6 and understood it immediately, including using them in sums, and absolute value. The other is this meme exactly in 3rd grade.
Driving to Ohio instead of driving west is confusing on so many levels.
Narrator: It was not.
That’s why we don’t give you guns.
Oh, it’s you. Carry on, nobody is listening.
You should make a dentist appointment, but so should I.
One of the best feelings in my life was returning to camp, consolidating coolers, and plunging my feet into the water in the leftover water in one of the coolers.