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I believe you are referring to the Thinkpad clit.

That belongs in a museum!

First time I notice PgUp/PgDn are at the wrong place. The Simpsons dropped the ball on this one.

Absolutely he did! I think Elaine was up to shenanigans while he was gone…

This was a great read!

I’ve seen one with M.2 slots, no jokes

Yoink

Nice suggestion!

You might have a crush on Logic :)

VPN set to a country that doesn’t get served ads.

O RLY

There it is!

Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!

Well, then you are lost!

Unfortunately he is not losing his mind just yet… he is in fact addressing Mercedes Schlapp who is actually in the audience.

I had to look into it because it also seemed to me that these were two unrelated sentences.

He had some ribs removed so that he could suck his own dick.

It was just an elaborate rickroll, they’re getting sneakier.

Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap!

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