Now, now, you don’t want to be uncivil to the feds who have their boot on your neck!

If a fruitless lawsuit is “chilling” to them, wait until he sends in the military to attack anyone who criticizes him.

The rise of the middle class in the 50s has definitely been proven to be an anomaly in our history.

The comic says health insurance CEOs specifically, which have recently been proven to be universally hated by the working class.

Ending climate protections

And so are you. This will eventually affect everyone on a global scale.

Neil deGrasse Tyson.

I used plenty of rotary phones in the 80s. I don’t miss them, either.

“Oi, luv, I’ve brought you some flowers.”

Wow, that link apparently went down in 1982!

At least it’s not pretending to be something it’s not, I guess.

Whatever hypothetical god created the universe.

That’s covered by possibility number 1.

There will continue to be elections. They just won’t be free and fair, particularly in states with Republican control.

Trump’s late-night social media announcements have blindsided both his advisers and business leaders, leaving them scrambling to react.

He said he was going to do this long ago, dipshits. “Seriously, but not literally?”

Trump doesn’t look at data. Ever.

I think the term as they mean it originated from wolf behavior in captivity rather than in the wild.

Birds: Um, akshully, we’re more closely related than you are!