Hail Satan then, I’m a recovering alcoholic and millennial and I like drinking something that feels like a punishment.

Big year for Tuberculosis

You haven’t heard? AI is going to automatically deny all those claims, problem solved.

I’ll take ten right now

It would be funnier reversed

Unspoken component of this diet was an array of experimental opioids and uppers that were handed out to housewives like tic-tacs.

If they could read, they’d be pissed.