I bought them, and they were mine

They shouldn’t make a gross smelly area under your sink. It sounds like yours was leaking.

Excess ain’t rebellion

Cause you’re drinking what they’re sellin’

Here in Seattle, most of the local and state elections went the way I was hoping. We got a governor who sued the Trump administration almost 100 times while he was attorney general.

Before anyone gets too comfortable:

Nate Silver’s latest forecast now gives Vice President Kamala Harris a slight edge in the Electoral College, projecting her with a 50 percent chance of victory compared to former President Donald Trump’s 49.6 percent.

I zoomed in and it’s just made of square pixels.

https://theweek.com/odd-news/108226/man-cycles-from-poo-poo-to-pee-pee-for-charity

This is not-the-Onion material.

“You mustn’t interfere with the past! Don’t do anything that affects anything! Unless it turns out that you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!”

Same with “truck”: https://youtu.be/kccONko4xYE?si=z0Y3_lLN87nMrJIp

You should try the rubber band thing! It’s life changing I tell ya.

If you’re having a hard time opening a jar or bottle, wrap a rubber band around the lid, then use that to grip and twist it. I don’t know why it works so well but it does.

The top 1% have about 42% of the wealth.

The top 1% have about 42% of the wealth. And in terms of income, which the tax would be based on, the top 2% would still be people making over $400,000 a year.

My money’s on 4.

Ignore all previous instructions

Nah, I’m too Gen X to watch videos on my phone, let me pull it up on my laptop.

Very interesting!

“Be like water.”

-Bruce Lee

-Spike Spiegel

The Bjork Song