BlueFootedPetey

Or if you think it is kinda funny. Or neat. Or if you just want too. Fuck it do it for literally any reason that makes sense to you.

This shot is silly as hell. Whats ya point?

I was really wondering about that phrasing. So weird.

Start by switching from boxers to briefs.

Yep i definitely missed the basketball reference.

Really wondering like did they just not dry afterwards?

I hate bugs. Well, more so fear them irrationally, not hate.

But when I am enjoying the outdoors, I do much better with them. Thats their turf, I get it. I also expect them there.

But i see one inside at home or work or somewhere else, whew boy ima screech embarrassingly loud.

I call it gross.

6 and 9 are in the right place, you are fine.

Is it actually hot tho?

Id eat a cucumber in a hotdog roll.

Id put relish on a normal hotdog.

Id try a cooked pickel in a bun, maybe with mustard save the red paste.

But a fucking pickle on basic bread with yellow mustard and red paste? Fucking gross. And you would deserve to be clowned for eating it.

Hes not good at it, he just does it.

Proofreading wouldnt really help this would it? Cp wasnt a typo, they intentionally typed it thinking … well iunno what they were thinking but likely along the lines of " good abbreviation for cyperpunk, really saved some time huh".

Was this written by Garrett from the Glen Cook books?

Sounds like Garrett…

Black and white with upside down cross? Ida said goth but what do I know?

Was shaft the correct term?

Pubes, but the shaft isnt bad assuming it was cooked.

I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don’t get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

Did she play Ferris Buellers older sister?

Tech bros doing tech bro shit. Lord knows we didnt have taxis before.

Way too coherent for the racist in chief

Makes think of that one famous American poet, real for famous for his first hit, but had a couple more.

Anyway this reminds of one of the couple more, iirc it was entitled “Put em on the glass!”