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Cake day: September 29th, 2023

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  • Slightly off topic, but it just dawned on me that the youngest generation might not have as universal of a childhood compared to some before.

    Like, everyone in school knew what SpongeBob was. Maybe you didn’t have a TV or you didn’t like watching it, but you knew the characters and the general gist of what happens in the show.

    With kids on such giant platforms like YouTube, there’s so much variety, I wonder if the “brand recognition” will be as strong in 10 years.







  • They would use leaves to pay wage slaves to harvest leaves.

    Wage Slave: Please sir, my family is starving.

    Corpo: Silence! You know the punishment for theft.

    Wage Slave: But sir! In a single 14 hour shift, me and my coworkers bring in an average of 1.2 tons of dead leaves a day. It costs but a handful of leaves to feed my children, and a small paper bag to house them.

    Corpo: Ah, so you know of your costs, yes. But you think not of the costs for those who would pay you. My costs are numerous, and if I am to pay you, and pay still more of your coworkers, they must first be met, and met in full.

    WS: You are right, sir, of course. Forgive me, for I know not the burdens beared by those cursed with fortune.

    C: Then allow me to educate you! Your coworkers and you bring to me 1.2 tons of leaves everyday. Every day! Do you know the cost of storing 1.2 tons of leaves?

    WS: I have never had the leaves necessary to warrant storage, sir. What a burden this must be.

    C: A burden, yes! And what’s more! If I am to leave my leaves unattended, who is to say the likes of you won’t come in the night to take what I have rightfully earned?

    WS: Another thought a stranger to me, sir, for I have naught the possessions to fear theft, save for which I have thusly stolen from you.

    C: Indeed! And lucky you should feel to be worry free of thievery! And finally. Why is it, do you think, that not everyone grows their own trees, farms their own leaves?

    WS: This I do know, sir! This is the law of the land!

    C: The law of the land, precisely. But the law does not avail itself cheaply to those who have; nay, for those burdened with the curse of fortune, justice is bought, and bought with deep pockets. For the cost of justice far exceeds the cost of storage, the cost of vigilance, even the cost of labor (which, as a laborer yourself, I need not remind you is exorbitantly high!).

    WS: I have never thought to purchase a law before.

    C: And it is my wish that you never shall. Great are the troubles of those forced into my position. This is why you must toil, why the days must grow longer and the suppers fewer and further in between, why those who have must always have, and those who don’t must never receive; lest you be faced with the ugly wrath of capitalism.

    WS: Capitalism! Gods, anything but that!

    C: So you see now, Wage Slave, why you must accept this punishment for reaching out to the forbidden fruit.

    WS: Please, sir, a decade of unpaid labor is but a gift to someone like me, who was but this close to falling into the clutches of prosperity!

    C: Go, then, and sow for me now what I shall later have you reap.

    WS: May I sow the same field you have my children working?

    C: No.

    WS: Thank you!



  • But like… not always. Wall adapters (at least US ones) can be plugged in upside down, so if that’s upside down the holes face down. I have a 3d printer who’s motherboard is mounted on the top of the chassis, flipping the USB port so that it’s “upside down”. A lot of cheap dual-USB chargers that have the two USB ports right next to each other have them mirrored, so one faces up and the other faces down.

    Granted, I’ve always found the “argh USB!!!” frustration to be more a meme than anything; when I’m plugging in a USB device, I likely know what orientation the male side is (flash drives and the like are usually oriented the same way), and it takes half a second of paying attention when going to plug it in to look at the female port to see what direction it’s meant to go in.







    1. You’re having an important argument with someone and you’re resorting to Reddit for an answer

    2. You think having updoots on a Reddit thread matters in a real life argument

    3. You want to manipulate an already trashy and biased mediation tool by artificially inflating your position

    4. You openly ask for help in doing this with seemingly zero self awareness

    If this is real (and I hope to God it’s just a shitpost) it’s insanely pathetic and abusive. You should not be dating.