I’d bring back Logsday.

a clearly defined plan

I believe it was a concept of a plan

Nothing at All in My Ass

I’m less of a former Christian and more of a thinks-outside-the-box Christian, but I think Mat Kearney is pretty solid regardless of what you believe. Sufjan Stevens is awesome too, but a bit of an aquired taste.

My first concert was Newsboys and Supertones (Newsboys was the opener, it was pretty early for them). Saw FIF a year or two later. Saw Insyderz at a smaller event a few years after that. To this day I get to say I’ve seen the three “big” Christian ska bands live.

What a wild time. Jars is still on a regular rotation for me (Flood and Liquid are both bangers, and their Christmas album is one of my favorite holiday albums).

What other band is going to write a song about Different Strokes? FIF is still part of my regular rotation.

This isn’t a meme, it’s a call to action

“Hey, you know that policy that benefits working-class Americans and has virtually no drawbacks except to like five people? WELL IT’S IMPEDING OUR FREEDOM SO LET’S GET RID OF IT!”

/s (I wish)

If you’re looking to see how strong a password really is, check it here.

Not sure if it counts as it’s not really a pet name, but when one of us is looking for the other, we make dinosaur noises. The query has an upward inflection (“raahhhh?”) and the response has a downward inflection (“rahh!”).

At first it was just around the house. Now it’s in public too.

There are some benefits (depending on where you live), but if it’s not for you, keep doing what you’re doing. If your family or friends give you pressure, you might need to have a serious talk with them at some point, but otherwise you do you.

There are some situations where there’s a significant advantage, though. Adoption is one–most agencies will consider (legally married) couples before unmarried folks. Which is unfortunate, but it’s where things are at the moment. Probably some other cases too. But if you and your partner are of a similar mind, you can go to the courthouse and sign the paperwork, and even have a prenup in place if you want, and it doesn’t have to be a “thing.”

To be fair, anything that follows Gold/Silver is going to feel lackluster. Because Gold and Silver are awesome (personal favorites).

My spirit animal

It’d have to be $1 million plus arrangements to move to the EU. If it weren’t for family here, I’d probably take that.

Henceforth I shall refer to the list of the 10 wealthiest people as the “Luigi List.”

What? 17 is a triangle. 33 is nice and round.

Are you sure it’s not because the cybertruck is awful? Because I think it might be partly because the cybertruck is awful.

Coding is totally obselete, bro. AI can totally write all the code, trust me bro. You just gotta know how to tell it what code to write, like learn some keywords and stuff, bro. Like, as long as you check how it produces looping mechanisms and tell it when it should use polymorphism and stuff, it’ll totally do all the work bro. You don’t need to know how to code, just the right sequence of keywords and commands so the AI can write all the code.

You know that game show where people have to guess whether something is cake?

Satire is the new cake, and it’s more difficult to tell the difference.