that’s poor fire safety. there should never be an open flame that close to bed linen.

this person hasn’t tamed the fire; rather the flame has fooled this person into thinking its been tamed in order to position itself more optimally for its next attack.

in this part of the world, we are blessed with stray dogs who are also protected by our supreme court. it’s quite literally against the law, for example, to prohibit the feeding of strays by animal lovers.

i once saw one of them shudder and whine at the sound of fireworks. its tail scrunched under and it pissed itself in fear and confusion. its plaintive moans were drowned out by the incessant blasts of the “mala” crackers (a literal garland of 10,000 or so crackers strung out in sequence that goes on bursting for an hour or so). the poor thing just did not know what was happening and it became a shivering ball of anxiety until the blasts stopped.

anyone who sees an innocent animal suffer like that will never, ever, want to light a firecracker again.

if boeing jokes are boring, then airbus jokes will be aiebus?

i guess that position makes all amendments null and void then? including the 2nd to the US constitution?

i don’t understand why one would even broadcast such a find. just keep the cash and keep mum.

what have they replaced the X button on their controllers with, then?

“you know all those hundreds of war crimes you’ve committed? yeah, this one may be one more.”

yep. what’s on second.

i’m surprised he wasn’t cast in Rock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

daylight come an’ he wan’ go home.

I’m a mirror. if you’re nice to me, I’m nice to you. if not, well…

yeah, it looks like there’s just bed room.

why is the customer made the butt of the joke here?

and thus they appear to have “won”.

and? so what? getting the last word in isn’t everything.

did the site allow ranking of politicians or billionaires?

looks like it’s easy for their politicians to choose between Victor or Ban?

“It looks like users are prominently presented the option to disable Recall” at this point in time.

ftfy, my friend.

i am ashamed to say that i have driven when drunk. this was over a decade ago and i don’t remember the 13km trip taken late at night.

i am thankful that the car was found intact on inspection the next morning and i hadn’t hit anybody.

but that was the last time i drove drunk. i was a prize idiot to do so–as is anyone else who does so.

you’re comparing apples to oranges here. it has nothing to do with their generations per se.

the 6p had fantastic speakers; perhaps the best non-gaming phone speakers in all of phone history. only the pixel 2 series matched it for loudness and quality.

samsung’s galaxy series really skimps on that front because they want to give you an excuse to buy their otherwise wholly unnecessary earbuds. they’ve a 2cm grill at the bottom of the phone coupled with a tinny earpiece. of course the sound from them is shit.

looks like the engineers misunderstood what “training mode” was supposed to do.

they would want to improve their track record after this, otherwise the public would just choo them up.