play the trilogy and your faith in the franchise will be restored

bl2 is the best one hands down, you could totally start with that one

it could also just be a fan of half life and they actually don’t know any better

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

you’re calling to get out. calling in sounds like you’re providing a reason to go in that day, which imo makes even less sense

guess i’m dead inside

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

this is based?

i love it, thank you

you can’t just put a rounded rectangle with a fraction in it and not expect me to swipe to the next photo smh

This is not the first time that legend has posted.

worst sentence i’ve ever read.

thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

this a fantastic unintended loop

a konami code stratagem would be sick though

Jessica Tarlov, one of the panel’s more liberal co-hosts, said she was in favor of the game removing slurs, adding, “I think we can all agree on that.”

Two panelists replied, “Not so fast!” and “Be careful, Jessica.”

“Careful, Jessica! Can’t have our viewers thinking rationally!”

Do they have a fucking code or something? Did somebody actually read the Trump bible?

thanks, japan!

i’m still a lurker, i post less, and im practically a ghost on here. i’m winning and loving it. reddit w/o the problems

i have complete control of mine, so it’s about as demoting as i think i am, which i’m not thankfully

related, but not the source we’re looking for https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3092984/