It’s just a shitty clickbait headline

The article isn’t just about the primary. It’s about an anticipated Trump v. Biden election, and idiots who think it would be a good idea not to vote.

A 3rd party vote is wasted, and failure to participate means leaving the decision to others. Both are foolish choices.

This is annoying if you have a pool.

This was a religious hate crime, plain and simple.

I guess the AI didn’t get the memo, but the stripes on Uncle Sam’s hat have been erased.

What a bunch of utter morons. “Let’s abandon the guy who isn’t doing as much for us as we would like and instead vote for a guy who will actively oppress us!”

1920’s Paris

Cons: *Added stress of fighting traffic for no reason *Added expense of gasoline for no reason *More burning of fossil fuels for no reason *Worse bathrooms that you have to share *Worse kitchen that you have to share *Worse dress code *Less ergonomic office chair *Worse monitors *Slower Internet (in my case, at least) *More annoying disruptions from coworkers *Less peace and quiet needed for concentration *Have to sit in traffic yet again after you get off work

Pros: *Managers get to feel more important when seeing all their little worker bees’ butts in their chairs. *Promotes shitty “office culture” *Corporate real estate owners get to keep collecting rent

If you’re a Boomer in this situation, tell me who you’ve been voting for, then I will tell you whether or not I have sympathy.

False.

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To Republicans, he never would have been more than a useful idiot.

He has so thoroughly ruined Twitter that you can’t help but wonder if that was his goal from the outset.

I am not opposed to drinking, but the prices for drinks at bars, restaurants and especially concerts are usually so high that I can’t justify the expense. So I usually volunteer to be the designated driver. If you tell people you’re the designated driver, no one will pressure you to drink, and you will probably get free soft drinks all night.