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Dude don’t forget incense. Vibe is all important for self care and doubly so with drugs.

I thought everyone knew you couldn’t fall in love until you had collapsed in lust, or at least stumbled in physical attraction.

If Lemmy is social media, then Lemmy is my only social media app. I have Mastadon installed but I never use it.

I think it has been a decade since I used Facebook or Twitter and I never tried any of the later generation of networks like Snap or TikTok.

Call me insensitive, but as someone who experienced 9/11 as an adult, being able to enjoy actual funny jokes that reference the attack is kind of refreshing, especially jokes created by the generation born after it happened.

I have nothing concrete to base this on, but my observation is this:

• A 9/11 joke written by someone who lived through it is more likely to be about 9/11

• a 9/11 joke written by someone born after it happened is more likely to use 9/11 to punctuate a joke about something else

Either way, I find the latter group funnier.

Agreed.

But also, ive been noticing that that isn’t going so great lately.

I’ve managed to do this for decades without incident or injury to myself or others.

And chocolate. Cincinatti chili is great

This is brilliant.

Lest anyone think this is about policy or even politics - it ain’t.

This is about the wrong guy getting the headlines. Simple as.

In not alarming news…Maybe the annual tradition of pardoning a turkey will remain largely unchanged

I would this like form of mental unfitness please.

I was a butt baby and I turned out fine.

My diet is mostly hair, but I suspect that’s unrelated.

A very aspirational fancy chastity cage.

1. Not all rules come from imaginary gods
2. Most people don’t need rules to keep them from harming others

We as a country need to mentally prepare ourselves to owe an absolutely massssssssssive debt of gratitude to The Women.

I hate to be that guy, but the next link down on my feed is about Israel branding the foreheads of Palestinian prisoners.

So humanity is really no great shakes, but the trees do look beautiful.

Yeah but the cartoon is funnier.

Its not going to be a good…rest of the year. Regardless of who wins, honestly. A kamala win just defines the specific way it will be shitty distinct from the shittiness of a Trump win.

8 spiders spinning

In a way this is better than an endorsement would’ve been. Especially because it’s acknowledged who the would-be recipient of the endorsement would have been.