The crinkles leave me both unnerved and salivating.

Never give Nintendo money.

Careful, you might get metalosis.

Jiggling TBD.

Don’t use inline code / code blocks formatting for text. There’s no line breaks and the syntax highlighting is nonsense.

“Oh come on, why the fuck, there’s no possible reason this code should-- wrong variable.”

I have too many comments reading “… how did this ever work?”

No, seriously. What was the benefit to Gaza in letting America fall to a fascist who cares even less about Gaza? They’re not even gonna get lip service. Israeli politicians are already like ‘what few restraints we had are now gone, let’s do it once and for all.’

The situation over there wouldn’t be much better, if y’all had stopped telling people not to vote against a fascist - but it would be better. Nevermind how much better we’d all be, over here, where you fucking live. This was a course of action with no material benefit to anyone you care about. How the fuck is it our fault, for pointing out that’s what would happen?

Incompetence would be so much better than what’s coming.

I’ve been calling out this douchebag since his name first appeared on /r/BasicIncome, and my distaste has been vindicated over and over.

Black metal wouldn’t, but Einsturzende Neubauten might.

You can abuse the shit out of a PC speaker, even at 4.77 MHz.

Downvotes on the comment suggest I already have.

I really adore the game-developing parts of Nintendo. I even admire their history of promoting creative randos. But their legal department is a threat to entire concepts on the internet and in general computing, so the whole company can go fuck a rake.

Never give Nintendo money.

OP has an essay due.

Oh, so you’re against the lesser evil because you just want more evil.

How are you not blocked by everyone? Here, I’ll help.

And the aquarium is a vampire.

“Voting for Harris won’t change this foreign atrocity!”

Foreign atrocity remains unchanged, but now you’ve got domestic atrocities.

“See! I’m helping!”

• Wet bastard (hated)

• Dry bastard (adored)

Step one: cursed doll.

Step two: cursed doll.

Step three: cursed doll.

Step four: cursed doll.

Step five: transition.