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Terrorists?

That would be rad

some . . . BODY

Ah shit, when did Chess mobile release?

I recently found out Nokia required Nokia phones. so we’ve got that going for us, which is nice.

Americans

*Marxists *Herbal tea

What does mine say?

Call me tower 7 the way her bush is nowhere near me but I’m collapsing anyway

ok, that’s cool. and their stance on repair ability means if they make a reasonably sized smart phone before I need a new one I’ll be getting one, and one of the stupid tablet sized ones anyway if not.

They should probably ban Kafka too, amirite?

LineageOS wouldn’t run on a real nokia unless you’re talking about the nokia branded microsoft phones and they’re more like a 3d printed gun than an AK-47.

if they still ran on the phone network maybe

a cheap microsoft phone isn’t a nokia

add a little peroxide and you’re really cooking

Best harsh noise wall album

the department of eliminating redundancy department

Call a bondulance

That’s the joke.

But damned if MS aren’t trying to make it a reality at every turn.

Win 11 requires TPM.

until they need that last few percent to make line go up