My fellow internaut, I am keenly afraid I will have to disagree. Some of us old folks were raised by less than stellar parents that whacked our knuckles whenever they detected a minimum deviation of perfect grammar.

The wake of the ordeal stuck with us forever.

Ok, more seriously: you type how you type, and as long as you are not trying to impose your own rules on others, you should be fine.

having said that i despise the total lack of punctuation drives me really really nuts why cant you use at least commas periods and question marks you fucks

adulting

God I hate that verb.

I wish this were true, but not really. I’ve seen 40+ year olds doing exactly this. Why, you may ask? They grew up with Nokia phones.

People, it’s not this black and white either.

If you think issues in a relationship can be solved with logic/rationality only… good luck!

Having said that. Yup, she’s got issues that go beyond “the usual.”

Edit: Downvoted by armchair relationship coaches.

What if we give everyone a vibrating massage gun?

works out pretty well*

Why is it tone-deaf?

(Genuine question.)

as if it lost its* spark.

It was a joke. It was a funny joke. She didn’t take it as such. Oh well.

I laughed out loud at your predicament!

You didn’t fuck up.

She fucked up.

Surely you could blame it on your mom. But it was not your mom, or you. It was her.

Ultimately it was her who decided to “honor” some stupid bullshit promise. She is an adult.

If the love of my life shows up, and her parents say “promise us you will never date her,” and she says “but I love you!” FUCK THE PARENTS. I’m marrying that woman. She didn’t say “fuck Cheradenine’s mom,” welp, that’s on her.

Plus you did the right thing with the drunken part. I’ve been in your position. I don’t take advantage of impaired people.

I hope you’re a happy individual nowadays.

Find proof and come back to us, then.

(I didn’t downvote you, by the way.)

Exactly! I have a friend who said a similar thing to his daughter, who came to him crying because her friends said she was not American enough because she wasn’t white. My friend said “you’re top of the class, excellent at sports, well spoken, well educated and very friendly and polite. They try to attack you for the sake of doing it, they try to find something bad about you, and they get nothing. So what do they resort to? Skin color!” (and yeah, I know this is about language, but it’s pretty much in line with your comment.)

What gets me is when they complain about Spanish, a European language. Where does English come from, you may ask? Oh right! Europe!

So they’re proud of speaking a language that’s not even 'Merican. Learn Navajo, Comanche, or any of the several native American languages, then we’ll talk.

lol!

Overused comment that has almost nothing to do with the point.

It’s not that I have something to hide. It’s that it’s none of your business!

Fucking GBoard, man!

Car making without the tracking bullshit!

Stop using windows

lol I’m sure OP meant mobile apps.

I hate windows, but c’mon. Stick to the main point.

It’s like saying “I prefer oranges over strawberries” and then in comes someone and says “Trump prefers mangoes. Fuck Trump!!!”

occasionally