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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your advice for someone driving their first manual transmission car?2·1 day agoWhether this is possible depends on your parking/e-brake configuration. Pretty much have to have a hand lever controlled brake (hand brake) to do it effectively. The only manual vehicles I’ve ever owned have been light trucks, none of which had a hand operated brake. Trying to operate four pedals at once is just not practical.
“I swear to God I’m gonna pistol whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans’.”
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your advice for someone driving their first manual transmission car?5·1 day agoStarting out in second gear can sometimes help prevent your tires from slipping on slick pavement. Also useful if you ever drive a pickup truck with a “granny” [first] gear, which is only intended for getting you moving from a dead stop under heavy load.
Vehicles with manual transmissions have a backup starter if you find yourself with a dead battery. If you can get it rolling, you just put it in at least 3rd or higher and let the clutch out . Should normally start right up.
Learn how to stop and start going up a steep hill. Depending on where you live, it may not happen for a long time. But when it does, you’ll want to be prepared. It’s done with a quick but smooth motion. You “feather” the clutch, allowing it to drag enough to hold the vehicle in place but not so much that it stalls the engine. Then you let off the brake and simultaneously accelerate and let the clutch out until you’re moving up hill. Takes a little practice but not too hard to get down.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phoneEnglish66·2 days agoReminds me of the time my inlaws switched to Patriot Mobile to get away from the “liberals at AT&T”. I don’t know which part of the grift is the most laughable.
A.) The fact that AT&T is not at all “liberal” and is very supportive of conservative politics.
B.) The fact that Patriot Wireless is an MVNO and at that time operated solely on AT&T’s infrastructure, so now your money is going to AT&T AND a third party middle-man.
MAGA is essentially just one giant con job.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•China is building the world’s largest national parks systemEnglish18·3 days agoIt’s not like they have to work very hard at it at this point.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•It's Father's Day in the United States. What is a memory of your father that left the greatest impact on your life?6·3 days agoI’m pretty sure most parents have moments where we want to slap the shit out of our teenagers. I’ve never done it but I’ve certainly been tempted a few times.
I remember one time I was upset with my mom about something. I think I called her a bitch to her face. She whipped around, scowled, and punched me square in the face. It didn’t even hurt that bad. It just caught me off guard because it was way out of character for her. She was normally the cool, laid-back parent. Right or wrong, she made her point. That was the first and last time I ever said anything like that to her.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•It's Father's Day in the United States. What is a memory of your father that left the greatest impact on your life?7·3 days agoI’ve had a few" landmark moments" with my dad over the years. A lot of my experiences growing up with him were not positive. I think the most important thing I learned about him was that he wasn’t a bad person. He genuinely wanted to do the right thing. He was (and to some extent still is) a broken man who’s own father completely destroyed him. That realization made it easier for me to forgive him and work towards repairing our relationship.
The most important thing I learned from him was that anger is a cancer. If you can’t learn to let it go, it will metastasize. It rots you away from the inside out; physically, mentally, and spiritually. Robbing you of joy and cutting you off from the people you love while doing nothing to resolve the things you’re angry about.
I am extremely thankful that I learned that lesson at a relatively young age and before I had kids of my own. By the time my dad figured it out the damage was already done.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Saudi Arabia executes journalist Turki al-Jasser on treason, terrorism chargesEnglish18·3 days agoYou got me there.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Saudi Arabia executes journalist Turki al-Jasser on treason, terrorism chargesEnglish47·4 days agoSaudi Arabia & murdering journalists.
Name a more iconic duo.
My immune system encounters some pollen
“What is this Mickey Mouse shit!?”
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Anyone else going basic with their NAS?English19·5 days agoJellyfin, Immich, and Paperless-ngx are three of the apps I use the most but you do whatever works best for you. That’s half the advantage of self hosting. You can have a solution that’s custom tailored to your needs.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Israeli Officials Tell Axios ‘We Had a Clear U.S. Green Light’ From Trump to Attack IranEnglish10·5 days agoConsidering they’ve been murdering Palestinians en masse and the Trump Administration has been perfectly fine with that, I’m sure the Israelis have a pass to do whatever they want. Explicit or not.
I would hope I want them considering I have three. Kids are a ton of work. As a dad, I found the newborn stage to be miserable. No one warned me about that. The teenage years can be pretty rough too. But there are lots of incredible experiences in between. I wouldn’t trade any of mine but I don’t blame anyone for not wanting to have kids. It’s a lifelong commitment.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has anyone checked on the NRA recently? They seem to have been pretty quiet since the tyrannical government that they've been warning us about for decades came to pass. I wonder if they're ok?32·6 days agoWayne LaPierre effectively completed the transformation of the NRA from a gun enthusiast/conservationist club into an aggressive Republican/gun rights lobbying arm.
And then it came out that he was using the organization as his own personal piggy bank, after which he resigned.
I think the NRA will be dealing with the consequences of that for a long time. Turns out even people who are dumb enough to think teachers should have to carry guns as a defense against students with guns don’t like the idea of the CEO of the NRA getting rich off their dues.
The foaming at the mouth about “government tyranny” was just a load of bullshit to help rake in the money so Wayne could afford to take more personal trips on the corporate jet.
I grew up in a lower middle class family. I know there were times when money was tight (like the couple of times my dad was laid off) but we lived in a relatively nice house in a quiet neighborhood and I never worried about where my next meal was coming from.
My wife, on the other hand, grew up dirt poor in rural Missouri. They lived in run down trailers or houses with no AC and ate lots of venison – from deer her dad shot – with hamburger helper. She never had a lot of toys and spent most of her time playing by herself. Her childhood sounds very lonely to me but I think she learned to be comfortable being alone. In fact, being alone with a book is one of her favorite ways to relax.
If you don’t have access to a vehicle out there then you’re stranded because there is a whole lot of nothing for miles in any direction. So, when she turned 16, she got her GED and went to work full time so she could buy her own vehicle and get around. She’s pretty frugal, which I appreciate about her. But she will NOT eat venison or hamburger helper.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Nook to D4, Great Point I mean D3, i mean 3DEnglish12·7 days ago“Oh, you’re right. Pawns can only move forward to open spaces or capture diagonally.”
Proceeds to move pawn backwards AGAIN.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Nook to D4, Great Point I mean D3, i mean 3DEnglish15·7 days agoCram a bunch of space heaters into a box. Convince investors that all the electricity it burns up means it’s basically printing money. The building will inevitably burn down before anyone can investigate our claims.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's an unexpected skill you have?23·7 days agoPretty much anything DIY. Plumbing, electrical, carpentry, etc. I’m not an expert at any of those things but I can actually do a pretty decent job. I’m not afraid to research a project and take a crack at it myself. I’ve completed some really nasty projects that turned out well.
I have heard some people refer to Fox News as being, and I quote, “liberal.”
In fairness, these people are part of the MAGA crowd, so I assume they can’t actually read and have no idea what the word “liberal” means.