They post so many gems.

need me an ultralong monitor

That sounds like dysbiosis. Maybe see a dermatologist that at least understands that there is a skin microbiome.

It helps with my eczema? What do you mean?

At least my eczema’s getting better, you ass.

Showering everyday isn’t actually necessary, excluding obvious situations.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/09/26/917019912/in-the-era-of-hygiene-clean-author-makes-the-case-for-showering-less

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/showering-daily-is-it-necessary-2019062617193

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20240423-theres-no-need-to-shower-every-day-heres-why

I would look up an actual academic article, but I don’t care that much after being insulted. 🖖

The best is when they display the “next step” right on the dash.

Ahhh that sounds awesome!

Personally I don’t even need that, just give me aux and usb ports for my phone. It’ll be multitudes better than whatever hardware they use for the “infotainment” system.

the autobots

must be a side effect of the hair implants

please do not fuck the car seat

Cute little ouppy.

Nice work. :3

If only us North American scum could perceive this idea of proportional representation.

I doubt he knows what it is but at least one of his fascist collaborators probably do.

I’m just imagining a cat making mouse stew. Chef hat and everything.

One of my senior cats LOVES lettuce but it has to be fresh and the right cut. It can’t be a bum end, and there’s some mysterious threshold for freshness. Once he gets it he guards it with his life and chows down; then asks for more.

“You’ll never be a r-”

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

also like three pocket knives

someone should try putting a cardboard box in the carrier