Watts are energy per time, so maybe your phone did use 1.21GW, but for only a very short period of time

A typical phone battery has 11Wh of energy, that’s
11Wh / 1.21GW = 0.0000327s
To fully expend all the energy in the battery

Assuming your meme is something like 50kB, you’ll need to transmit at
50kB / 3.27e-5 = 1.5GBps
to fully transfer the meme before running out of juice

Can’t burn out when you never burned to begin with

Luckily i have been blessed with the ability to not care enough to get stressed

Many people can’t grow a mustache, this guy grew two

His delicious basil meals helped me get over the death of my family by the hand of that vile beast that is richard

How dare you post this richard killed my family he is a menace

I remember trying to create websites with some fancy features that would work on all the major browsers. Every time i looked up some browser functionality it would basically say “supported by all major browsers except IE”, like every goddamn time

IE was waaay behind in functionality, but yeah it wasn’t particularly slow from what i can recall

To make you fall in love with Plato, or to make Plato fall in love with you?

Fall penis be like

What is porridge but a thicc soup?

The real princess was inside of him all along

Who do i call when it’s 3 months past deadline and 150 million over budget?

It’s more likely than you think

Yes

It’s irony all the way down

Oh look it’s green Mario!

Mouth post

Doge claimed to have saved 160 billion, so i’m guessing their salary was 160 billion divided on however many people were on the team.

No wait, 159 billion to elon and the last billion split over the rest

Ah yes, now this is a good fucking meme, so fresh, so dank

As a weak atheist, i should go to the gym more often