American students every couple weeks
American students every couple weeks
They arrived just in time to see a bunch of farmers turned terrorist, burning down a church.
They heroically rushed in to defeat the terrorists and save as many women and valuables as they could from the burning structures
Don’t believe what the media tells you, they’re actually heroes!
Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀
Your blood will replenish itself, but your privacy will be gone forever
The entire time he was thinking
“This could’ve been an email”
I’m addicted to crack, but it’s fine since it’s organic locally-sourced fairtrade crack
Of course it’s bad taste, you’re supposed to inject it not eat it!
A child lying to their parent counts as disrespecting/not honoring their parents, right?
If so, the punishment is actually supposed to be a public execution by stoning if i recall correctly
It’s the journey, not the destination, that matters
If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?
I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun
But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!
“our new cancer drug is 99% effective!”
“So it doesn’t work in 1% of cases? Then what’s the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen”
I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!
What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?
I don’t like all the new rules
I’m sticking to math 3.5, the best edition