I’d take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.

Then I’d go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says “way ahead of ya” with no context or other traces of human presence.

You mean civets.

Hawaii is wayyyy too small to meet the coffee demands of a country as big as the US.

People actually do that? I only take a few painkillers when I’m on my period.

Free tube tying is really different from forced removal of a healthy organ, which is just mutilation.

I’m going to remove this guy’s lungs if he doesn’t shut the fuck up

No abortions = no arteries

Cereal. I thought I had lactose intolerance once and switched to lactose-free milk, but the farts didn’t stop.

Yeah, how dare they stand up for human rights even after being told not to! Because everyone knows that blind obedience has never resulted in anything bad.

Good reply. I’d also note that the working class sadly tends to have less education, which is very useful because it has made common people easier to control and lie to since the dawn of time.

Suprisingly not, but I do dutch oven myself a lot.

I burp every now and then and I think my amount of burps is pretty normal. (though idk how often the average person burps)

Well, I have to admit that saying “shit” with my asshole would be way more difficult.

Nope, my farts are free to go all day. (well, almost all day)

My best guess is that now that people have fucked around, they’ll soon find out. I believe a better world will eventually come into existence, but the transition is going to be slow, painful, and horrible for all of us.

From what I know, most American-made items are manufactured with “prison labor” which is an euphemism for slavery.

No tyrant has ever been defeated by asking nicely.

you watch your mouth >:(

The word “poop”. It sounds so disgusting and I can’t bear it if anyone over 6 years of age uses it. Say shit or crap or manure or even stool, just not that stupid nauseating word.

Slavery. People always talk about slavery like it’s something that only existed in 19th century America as if it wasn’t happening right now everywhere.