Russia’s investment really paying off!

The Guardian is welcome on Lemmy anytime.

Universe: whoops let me fix that.

The people clearly made their choice and intentions known. It’s a shame.

Like the horror of this code is wrong but the program works.

Very close. But a little too soon.

Fox News? Dear god.

I would not tap that.

Particularly considering where it’s been.

This always ends in a yes-men military filled with unskilled ass-kissers.

People will optimize for the grading system.

I’ve been with Fastmail for a year and it’s always been a very positive experience. Good support. If I had to pick a weak link, I think the spam filtering could be better.

What did you do with your old yard?

They did provide the illusion of hope and a little bit of justice for the naïve for a limited time.

You can’t give a platform or a stage to these people. You’re disrespecting your own journalism when you do.

Uuuuun-constitutional!

Paper tearing.

At least it’s better than unalived, which strikes me as especially dystopian with the self-censorship.

The only thing that matters is that he bends the knee.

Can’t be held responsible for what happens next given the circumstances.

It’s a wedge issue. Its purpose is to align groups with the Republican party that might have otherwise chosen to support the only other viable party, the Democrats. The thinking goes like this:

Well, I can’t support murder, so I have to vote for Republicans no matter what and ignore all other issues. What could be more important? I feel good closing my eyes now to feeding the poor, healing the sick, etc!

Do not try to slap the ass — that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no ass.

Ripples begin to emanate from the closest ass cheek but vanish as soon as you look away.

It’s like beholding the face of God. You immediately crash to desktop upon attempting to render even a single frame containing that much ass.