hazel

Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I’ll probably start quoting it regardless.

Using “eggs” as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can’t deny it.

Was there even an article to go with this headline, or do we just publish any off–hand remarks made by rich tech dudes now?

Important update: Motivated by my bout of self awareness, I decided to get in very early and prepared instead. I’ve been waiting for my friends in the freezing cold for half an hour. This is worse than being late.

I have somewhere to be in 4 hours. It will take me about half an hour to get there. I could get up and start getting ready, or I can get a 4–hour head start on feeling bad for being late. While browsing Lemmy.

So “infront” is really taking off huh?

You can say “battleship” here. It’s fine.

My first thought was that odd numbers have soft edges, and even numbers are hard. I don’t really know why I feel this way, but I always have. Your comment made me realise that geometry might have something to do with it.

What I still don’t fully understand though, is why I attribute personality types to numbers the way I do. Why do I think that 7 is dim–witted, and 2 is arrogant? You don’t have to have an answer. I just think about it sometimes.

I’m not at all superstitious, but so quick to attach sentimental value to things that I would instinctively know that this salt can never be thrown away or used in cooking for the rest of my life. I’d have to get an ornate urn for that salt, and it would become a thing I’d have to lift each time I’m dusting the shelves. Fucking salt.

I assume it left a good impression if you’re using SHODAN as an avatar, and that warms my heart.

Looks like you’ve heard of System Shock though. Curious.

That’s a heart breaking way to learn your lesson about backups. It must have taken a long time to accept.

Sounds like this guy was someone’s nephew.

You’re getting stuck on my failure to read the summary because you thought this was an opportunity to make someone feel stupid online. The fact is that I did read it, and the article, however my brain disregarded the miniscule detail that we’re only talking about the friends part of Bumble because it has no influence on my overall takeaway. Stop being weird.

Authenticity is no less important in platonic friendships.

This doesn’t seem like an important distinction.

It looks like you don’t have a personality yet. Would you like to use AI to generate one for you? Honestly, why are you even trying to date at that point?

The prospect of leaving behind a man’s corpse if I were to die now.

Hmmmm this post was obviously directed at me specifically and is supposed to imply that I have poor reading comprehension and humiliate me in front of all my fellow lemmings.

Haven TKL in e–white with the gold PVD plate, SW x Haimu MP Tactile switches, Wuque Studio Aurora Pink stabs, and GMK Pâtisserie keycaps. Sigh…