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A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:

1. Is this person’s child named really “Strairdrac The Netherwatcher”?
2. Is Strairdrac even human?
3. Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
4. Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
5. What other knowledge is forbidden?

We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.

That’s so fucking metal.

British people are real?

I really appreciate these posts; this way I don’t need to actually go to Reddit to see what it’s looking like.

Well being naked is embarrassing, so I would think most people don’t really want to undress in front of others.

Regarding drinking games: it’s kinda like “I lose the game, but at least I get to drink!”. This way everyone has fun even if you’re losing. The winners can still drink even if they win anyways, it’s just not mandatory like for the losers.

This is great, and very honourable, but I would just draw Loss.

CONVENIENCE FEES HAHAHAHA

God what a scam that shit is