Neuralink.

If you’re not paying attention, you hear the “I’m watching you” part, which is creepy as fuck.

I have no idea how anyone who’s even vaguely tuned into that song thinks it’s romantic.

Nintendo: they violated our patents!

Court: which ones?

Nintendo: (scribbling furiously on paper) these ones!

Checks out.

If blue still has any branch of government then this might have been a nothing burger. Yeah, we’d be set back 10 years but nothing unfixable.

Trump has absolutely no checks on his whims. Even the supreme Court is in lockstep. He could make it illegal to not be orange on day one and actually enforce it. Not everywhere equally, since blue states still exist. But we’ll see if trump doesn’t use military force on them.

Gaza was fucked no matter what, but some people thought the price of selling our country out was worth not ruining their perfect image of themselves.

If you never do anything, you never have to compromise your morals. Taps forehead

btw gaza’s still fucked. You did nothing.

I don’t like the graphics. It looks very generic. It’s higher fidelity but looks worse than OSRS because at least osrs is somewhat stylized.

I don’t like that you have to click twice on everything.

I played the tutorial, and nothing hooked me in. It felt like your average mobile game.

Dialogue was painfully generic. “Go here to accomplish objective then come back for next objective”

It doesn’t have a unique identity or anything to grab my interest that makes me want to put up with the grind it demands from me, which it did immediately after the tutorial.

Same energy as “I’m actually an ephebophile!”

I said don’t argue with me. You know what to do with your hard drive.

The feds define it as:

Any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct involving a person less than 18 years old

Visual depiction includes cartoons.

Don’t argue with me, call the feds and debate it with them. Maybe give them your hard drive, too. That’s probably better for everyone.

Sometimes trump hears a policy suggestion and it becomes an earworm for him. Then he’ll keep repeating that earworm until it’s out of his head.

Block instance and block community buttons are your friends.

“sir, we’ve invented something that blows up when you step on it”

“That’s great, but where’s your sense of drama?”

Yeah I’m already switching to Linux next year, I don’t need rage bait in my life.

You will love the spyware bear.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Trump did set up stuff to happen while Biden was president, yes. It’s not even a secret trick, only dipshits don’t know it happens.

Ghosts are just another conspiracy theory.

“Haha, you plebs think it’s just the plumbing, but I know the truth!”

I think I don’t have battle.net installed so they can’t hurt me anymore.

Same energy as born again Christians trying to convert me from atheism.

“I used to be you!”

No, you were a slightly less annoying version of you. You don’t know me at all.