What happened?

I don’t really talk to my mother, she’s an alcoholic.

Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.

I JUST HAD SEX

Telling that I am unsure whether this is photoshopped or not. I do remember thinking this was a very funny shot.

Exhaustion.

I love the funny pages.

I think a lot of babies do that.

The ears are mouse ears, the tail isn’t a rat tail… but honestly this is a very confusing angle and degree of obesity.

violence against women is never okay

You’re still judging it subjectively.

she cute

Assam probably.

I’m 36 and this is exhausting.

I have badly needed a shit all day but I work outdoors. Unfortunately not quite outdoors enough, though. Two more hours to go, or thereabouts, wish me luck and sphinctoral fortitude.

Bowie defeated me on the astral plane once, I was foolish to tangle with somebody so powerful.

These were basketball fans, and for a completely unimportant match. It was quite incongruous with the atmosphere in the venue and the attitude of the other team’s fans. Very weird!

Yes I’ve not had good experiences with Israeli sports fans, they take it much too seriously.

Annoying isn’t it.

Just being rich is plenty. Sooner we collectively understand that, the better.