It’s not a meme, I’ve broken countless headphones that way. Well, maybe not on door handles, but e.g. in a bus there may be a lot of things the cable can catch on, like arm rests

I’m pretty sure that was a metaphor for DDG giving them not what they are looking for. They probably didn’t meant it literary

They do, but being slower than Orion to even get to the orbit is not a great look

On the other hand, Starship is not fast enough, if I recall correctly, SpaceX claimed to Nasa that they’d be landing on the moon by now

There are monitor arms that can be attached to a desk/table, maybe they can be adapted, or maybe there is a mount that can be mounted like this