derrg@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•You have five minutes to talk to your pets where they can fully understand every word you tell them. What do you say?English
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1 year ago- You make every day brighter with your presence.
- I love you.
- Please don’t lick your junk within earshot. It sounds gross.
I’ve found that being direct, but polite works well enough.
“Not to be rude, but I have to get this task done ASAP. Can we pick this up at another time? Thank you.”