So you’re punching and you’re kicking and you’re shouting at me

I’m relying on your common decency

So far it hasn’t surfaced but I’m sure it exists

It just takes a while to travel from your head to your fist

(Gonna have that stuck in my head for a while now)

Sounds like a pretty standard D&D party

Archbishop? How do those move again?

I mean, that’s how quotes work, yes. I agree with your sentiment, but that’s how all news organizations do it.

Great quote, but missing a rather crucial bit at the end:

“And are you?” “No. That’s where it all falls down, of course.” “Pity”, said Arthur. “It sounded like rather a good lifestyle otherwise.”

Remember, Kif, in the game of chess you should never allow the opponent to see your pieces.

Lernin’s fer libterds

Misleading yet entirely accurate

I’ve just been buying phones a model or two behind the latest generation. Bonus points for a refurbished phone. Saves a ton of money and they’re usually not much less capable than what’s new.

Someone down voted you but I can’t imagine why. I desperately want Biden to win but he looks like shit out there. Trump, meanwhile, is confidently spouting whatever horseshit pops into his head (even had the fucking gall to call Biden a criminal). Half the government is gleefully destroying the country and the other half is letting them. I honestly don’t see a way forward for this country. I don’t like to be a cynic but I cannot imagine a scenario where the next four years aren’t an absolute clusterfuck.

Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.

Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.

“If you care about President Trump getting in the White House, you have to get all your friends and family, everyone you know to get out and vote for him. But you may also have to swallow down voting for that RINO [Republican in name only], horrible, shitty Republican you hate … just so we can control the House,”

If I’m understanding correctly, by horrible shitty Republicans she means Republicans who aren’t horrible or shitty enough.

Didn’t think I’d read onomatopoeia of Garfield sucking Jon’s toes today, but here we are.

You have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)

I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it’s real

I thought the newest season was okay. Not as good as pre-season 6, which I expected, but better than a lot of the previous reboot episodes, which I didn’t expect.

Honestly my biggest gripe with the show as it stands is that a lot of the current events references (e.g. Amazon, Bitcoin) are a bit on the nose.

My only complaints about Aldi are that the selection is a bit limited (though they often have some interesting stuff in the “aldi finds” section) and the produce can be a bit hit or miss, but I always do the bulk of my groceries there, then get the rest at Kroger. (Their prices aren’t great, but they’re the cheapest in my area beside Aldi.)

AKA confectioners napalm