I meant more that it looks as tough as Brisket that hasn’t fully cooked. If you try to cook it for a while but don’t get to the point where the collagen breaks down it’s as tough as all hell.

I know that cut isn’t actually a brisket cut.

It looks like a poorly made brisket. Or a well crafted piece of leather.

Please let it be in charge of a large portfolio of assets

I remember years ago when React was the savior of web apps Swooping in engineers from the clutches of JQuery and AngularJS (not to be confused with Angular 2+). Components we’re gonna make things simpler than the mess of JS files and global state.

And generally that’s true but we’ve traded that off for a mess of hooks and 700 line nested functions in nested functions and obtuse rules that only apply to react and not JS.

Complex web apps are hard.

Where’s Bingo?

Jesus Christ that’s like comic book super villain bad.

I see you mention Azure and will assume you’re doing a one time migration.

Start by moving everything from OneDrive to S3. As an AI I’m told that bitches love S3. From there you can subscribe to create events on buckets and add events to an SQS queue. Here you can enable a DLQ for failed events.

From there add a Lambda to listen for SQS events. You should enable provisioned concurrency for speed, the ability for AWS to bill you more, and so that you can have a dandy of a time figuring out why an old version of your lambda is still running even though you deployed the latest version and everything telling you that creating a new ID for the lambda each time to fix it fucking lies.

This Lambda will include code to read the source file and write it to documentdb. There may be an integration for this but this will be more resilient (and we can bill you more for it. )

Would you like to see sample CDK code? Tough shit because all I can do is assist with questions on AWS services.

Or it just makes the site absolutely unusable.

I’m pretty sure a method of torture is making people read the mobile version of Fandom and Forbes without Adblock.

Ad money

I’m sorry as an AI I cannot physically color you shocked. I can help you with AWS services and questions.

And that Nokia is still going

On a scale of 1-10 how terrifying is the beach?

I want it to split republicans and have both of them spectacularly fail elections.

I thought Eva’s were organic?

SIRona RYAN

Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!”

Is this an Amazon run place?

Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

Someone at work was shocked I was using RubyMine and not VSCode or Cursor. Am I getting old now ?

ICE has 3x the budget of the marines with this bill.

I hate this timeline.

You mean 60% of YouTube ? Never.