Unless you’re a giant tortoise.

It took 300 years to properly classify them. Specimens never survived the voyage back to Europe because they were too delicious.

We have one my great-grandma got before WWI that we use several times a week.

Is the rabies vaccine still extremely painful and consisting of like 30 shots? Or is that outdated?

The squirrel was gonna die no matter what. It couldn’t be sent back to the idiot taking wild animals and running an unlicensed online zoo. And it couldn’t be returned to the wild. And it had already shown signs of aggression, so it probably wouldn’t be accepted by a zoo.

Black powder weapons aren’t legally firearms, yeah.

You know that, even in the US, you can’t just sell a gun online and ship it to their house, right?

In fact, someone without a federal firearms dealer’s license can’t transfer a handgun to ANYONE who lives in a different state at all.

A miserable pile of secrets.

Yep: but they can’t force you to give them the password because of 5th Amendment protections from self-incrimination.

And even if they did have the right to tell you to give them the password, they don’t have access if you simply refuse to cooperate. They can get your fingerprints, face ID, or retina scan by force. They cannot extract information from your brain.

BTW: Lots if phones also have a “lockout mode” that can be enabled that will give you the option to lock it down to password-only without turning it off. It can be good for recording police interactions, because it will continue to record them while they can’t access the contents of the phone if they swipe it from you.

It’s almost like a member of Trump’s cabinet was sentenced to prison for doing that exact thing between Trump’s 2016 election and taking office.

Trump is really bad at following through.

Other than the millions of deaths and the bad economy, which are weirdly short-term things, what did he actually accomplish first term aside from fucking up the judiciary? And even that was really more of a McConnel accomplishment from the Obama era.

They’re absolutely sending their best.

The problem is what they’re best at is being Maga assholes.

I still enjoyed his performance. I don’t really care about the accent or hair color if they’re not essential pays off the character.

And if hair color is essential to the story, that’s probably not one I’m super interested in.

I remember my great-grandma talking about picking cotton in the field one day, and being scared out of her mind when an airplane flew over her head. She’d come to Texas from California on a covered wagon, had never lived in a home with electricity, and hadn’t heard about the flying machine being invented.

I helped her set up an email account about a year before she died.

The guy operating the drone is still allergic to bullets. So is the politician giving the orders.

Submarines, stealth fighters, etc are good for fighting militaries, not anonymous armed civilians.

Insurrections armed with small arms drove the US military out of Iraq and Iran, and that’s with none of the US military changing sides because they were being ordered to aguaranheir own people.

Shy of carpet-bombing cities and nuking the countryside, a tyrannical government can’t fully shield itself from an armed population. And when they start committing that level of atrocity, the military starts breaking into factions.

We got Breaking Bad though.

Pseudoephedrine can’t legally be sold in the aisles, and requires you to get out from the pharmacist’s counter and provide an ID.

That’s why they push the aid that doesn’t work. It can be sold at a gas station and after hours.

I think he’s supposed to be wiping milk vomit off his mouth in the 3rd panel.

Tolerance is a social contract. Those who deny it to others aren’t protected by it.

Him not following through on shit is all the hope I have left.

He already ate 3 full ones. This is the remnants of the 4th.

Well, to be fair, that graph only looks like that because the Dems always seem to inherit a dogshit economy that’s been destroyed by conservative policies, then the Republicans inherit a strong economy before destroying it.