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No. The issue is websites are trash, not the crawlers. SEO has created a weird amalgamation of content, filler, and keywords. It’s why recipe sites have stories with every recipe.
Google very much is responsible for the current web design though.
No. The issue is websites are trash, not the crawlers. SEO has created a weird amalgamation of content, filler, and keywords. It’s why recipe sites have stories with every recipe.
Google very much is responsible for the current web design though.
In red ink at a 45° angle. He’s basically a sovcit now.
Hokay, so here’s the Bible… Chillin.
“Damn, that is a sweet Bible” you might say.
WRONG
Alright.
Ruling out the second coming,
Heaven becoming crashed into us,
Our savior leaving, and reality exploding,
we’re definitely going to burn in hell.
Hokay.
So, basically we’ve got
Adam, Eve, Abraham, Cain, Abel, Joseph, the Hittites, and us with sins.
We’ve got about 2600 more than anybody else…whatever.
Anyway,
one day God decides those Gomorrah sons of a bitches are going down.
So, he launch retribution at Gomorrah.
While it’s on it’s way, Gomorrah is like “SHIT! SHIT! Who the fuck is burning us!?”
“Oh well, rape the visitors!”
Then in Babel Gods like
“Shit guys, zey got ze tower, zey are communicating. Confuse their language!”
“But I am le tired!”
“Well, have a nap, THEN SCATTER THEM!”
Meanwhile, Hebrews are down there like
“WTF, mate?”
Noah, Shem, and God flood all the lands,
so, now we’ve got plagues flying everywhere, passing each other.
Egypt’s like
“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH LOCUSTS!!!”
The Four Horsemen’s like
“‘Bout that time, eh chaps?”
…
“Righto.”
So, now the Church is like
“Fuck. We’re dumbasses.”
Goliath is like
“What’s going on, eh?”
Hebrews are still like
“WTF?”
Mt Olympus is laughing at us
and Pontius Pilate is like
“Well, fuck that.”
Shit, now we’ve got a Messiah.
Everyone’s saved
‘cept Hebrews
and they’re still like
“WTF?”
…
But they’ll be dead soon…fucking Christ deniers.
But
assuming we don’t condemn ourselves up,
us Christians just have to worry about
Jesus breaking off from the Kingdom of Heaven…
to go hang with the Muslims…
Palestinians can come too.
THE END!
I am all for basic first aid to be part of school curriculum. CPR, AED, and Stop the Bleed.
There are so many reasons to have a stop the bleed kit and training that isn’t gun shot related. Industrial accidents, automobile accidents, and even accidents around the home like kitchen accidents could cause a serious bleed. It’s not a terrible thing to understand the basics of preventing someone from bleeding out.
I did this when out with a friend the other night. It was a neat party trick so they could stay in touch with their sister. First time I’ve used it in years of having the phone.
Mine is already water resistant up to a couple feet. No case needed for a coaster.
It would be tempting to have a QR code or nfc tag to stick on appliances that goes direct to a manual on a self hosted service. Would be nice so it’s always easy to get to and specific to the device.
Yea, but you need a 4th guy in the backup car when the dumb shit you do breaks one. And he can carry the tools to fix most things along the way.
If they are banning books, can we get the Bible banned?
A lot of those are very dependent on which tech is in the key fob. They can easily copy old hid prox which just broadcast the UUID of the fob, but struggle with newer tech that does a challenge and response.
If your car is old enough to have a tape deck, they have cassettes that connect via Bluetooth. Just about perfect sound quality since there is no interference.
Yet somehow I still love Married with Children.
You can have multiplayer influenced worlds and environments, enjoy seeing what others do and create in that world, without enjoying the partying up aspect. MMOs with competitive markets, faction influencing, or competing with players in general rather than direct conflicts.
One can enjoy the world building of MMOs without wanting to be a part of a guild or raid parties.
And you had to have the audio cable to connect the cdrom drive if you wanted to listen to an audio CD. It was an interesting time.
Sure, but they also said role. Which can just mean job position, is more commonly used for casted actors.
You could have shitty routers. I use unifi access points, make sure I set the channels so I don’t have a lot of interference with any nearby wireless networks, and I should be able to handle a few hundred devices at once. You could also have a small DHCP scope that limits the number of devices on the whole network.
I’m around 200tb currently, working to move to a new server that will let me house 800tb worth of disks, before I consider getting a shelf to expand to.
At this point. I don’t know which is cheaper. The hardware, maintenance, and power or just paying all those subs.
Most power line adaptors say to keep it on the same circuit. The one I have is running a small VoIP phone and I don’t have issues with call quality.
That’s so much thermal mass. Very little other than the sun will have the energy output to do this. Certainly not in the time it would need to take to steal a car.