But what was I supposed to do, vote for that bitch who didn’t go on my alt-right manosphere podcast of choice!?

PedoGaetz gonna make a bunch of evidence against him disappear.

Oh, so now we care about “willful retention of national defense information”?

They don’t meet even the most basic crash safety standards.

Well that’s just incorrect.

We actually have no idea what crash safety standards they meet because Tesla hasn’t submitted them for any testing at all, and as we all know from Elon’s new BFF, if you don’t test for it, you won’t have to worry about it.

Ford, Chevrolet, and Dodge each sold over 700k half-ton pickup trucks last year, while Toyota sold only 130k Tundras. I suppose it’s possible that there are a quarter million suckers out there.

Hell I’d vote for him a fifth time, but he’s mysteriously not running.

Although I suppose he wasn’t running the first four times either…

No, she’s already been tapped to be UN ambassador.

I guess the UN delegates need a laugh too.

EDIT: aw, fuck, that was Stefanik. Well, different joke, same punchline I guess.

But they wanted to punish Democrats and Harris particularly. Does that satisfaction make the rest of the shit sandwich taste good?

It doesn’t, but they won’t admit it. Spite is a powerful driver for self-delusion and denial.

And if people really are as concerned with the economy as they claimed to be, what’s going to happen when prices go even higher?

Nah, I just don’t like Palestinians being ethnically cleansed by weapons I paid for.

Then explain in detail how allowing Trump to be President achieves this goal. Go on. Do it.

While ignoring that for most people, their purchasing power also went up.

They want to pay pre-pandemic prices for food while making post-pandemic paychecks, and there’s no way that’s going to happen without guillotines. So instead they voted in the wealthy assholes who directly caused COVID and indirectly caused inflation/greedflation because surely those people won’t do that again, right?

You know that this term isn’t over yet? Congress can still pass laws- well, for the like one or two more weeks they work this year before taking off for Thanksgiving and like three weeks for Christmas, anyway.

It’s his whole schtick. Apparently trying and failing to hold Trump accountable is more immoral than supporting him and shielding him from him the consequences of his crimes. 🤷

She kissed the spray-tanned starfish.

So instead the voters chose genocide + a whole lot more bad stuff.

What other countries have it?

Countries influenced by English common law, so nearly every country in North and South America, Australia, and Europe.

You can’t possibly see the downside of people being born in your country but not having the same rights as citizens? What makes you think slavery wouldn’t return if it were ended?

I’m guessing Hope Hicks isn’t interested in being his “pants steamer” for a second time?

He knows

Well there’s your first problem.

So’s Paul. Don’t forget that he made a solo trip to Russia in August 2017 to hand deliver a letter from Trump to Putin.

Yes, a sitting US Senator was doing a job that the State Department ought to have been doing.

Well, like the quoted person said:

Ppl perceive Trump as real too.

Now, I have no idea how anyone could possibly think that, unless they only get Trump sanewashed by their favorite news outlet.