What they think their vote contributes to:

Guns don’t kill people.

Nuh-uh.

I kill people. With guns.

After the Conspiratorial Photograph Episode (ft. Kristy Swanson and Novoselic), I’m not so sure

And here I am thinking “a sudden jump from English in the first panel to Spanish in the second would slap”

a man referred to as “Richard”

Heh.

Hey there, I’ll gladly take the key if you’d like

a dude named fucksmith.

Nestle:

In the middle of the street.