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Those are my crocs.
Those are my crocs.
It’s my kink though. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a saw revenge up to 8000 rpm as it heads for your junk.
This is only what they assume it to be. They are still having issues deciphering his weird lizard man script.
So it’s rubber/silicone only then or is there another metallic option? Asking for me.
My now wife hid them from me for about 3 or 4 months. She’s more flatulent than me. Always to think about how hush hush it has to be before everything comes out. I farted in front of her within days of our first kiss.
To an extent this is my marriage. My wife and I both own our own companies. Mine is much more established and therefore offers me some leeway on my in office time (I’m an accountant). This means I often spend more time taking care of our children. I also cook, make grocery store trips, clean (to an extent), etc. She still helps around the house which isn’t ad much as it used to be. But I see her working her ass off so I don’t complain.
As for protecting me…no. I’m a pretty large dude. 6’3" 250. So unfortunately when things go bump in the night ya boi gets to go investigate.
Girl’s, how long have you been holding that fart?
Earnest Petunia Whirl if a boy. Earnest/Ernie for short.
Carolina Dorothy Mantooth: Whiskers or Dorothy for short.
You could also to with the following:
Kittem A. Cat Dr. Birdcatcher Sir Fluffington K Snuggleworth Esquire IV Ragga-Muffin ragga or muffin work for short names. Gary Lasereyes Shit rock Steve French Bubbles Mim-mim
I went stopped in Boston twice on vacation for a few days each trip. Aside from the white power shit that happens there I really liked it. It was filled with quaint little shops, the people were cool, the views were awesome, I got to huck a box into the Boston harbor. I would 💯 go back. Shit was a vibe.
On the flip side, I went down to Salem to do tours and stuff and I fucking hated it. The only cool spot was a pet supply place where they sold homemade treats and dog food along with toys and stuff. I was high as fuck petting their shop cat for line 20 minutes. Definite 10/10. If you’re nearby get fucking blasted and go pet this lady’s cat. She was super cool about me not wanting to come in and look around. Just wanted to pet the cat.
It was the New England Dog Biscuit Company. This was the cat. Go pet the fucking cat.
For the dummies like me, this article references only South Korean birth rates.
Right, I know nothing of his politics but I remember him being fucking hype to run this country. I was too young to vote then, but he would have had mine. Mother fucker was excited.
Agreed. I spent nearly $12k last year and I might see 3 of it back. For clarification we pulled out youngest son out of daycare in August or September. Not all of the 12k was his costs but most of it was (probably around 10k-10.5k) it was near $1300 a month when we pulled him out after a large increase after the summer months.
The foo fighters: there goes goes my hero with a boner
Aerosmith: dude looks like a lady with a boner
Tupac: hit em up with a boner
Brand New: sic transit Gloria…glory fades with a boner
Sum 41: in too deep with a boner
Creedance Clearwater revival: fortunate son with a boner
CCR: born on the bayou with a boner
Little Richard: long tall Sally with a boner
Elvis Presley: in the ghetto with a boner
The get up kids: coming clean with a boner
Alesana: the artist with a boner
Various artists: come all ye faithful with a boner
Nirvana: come as you are with a boner
Rich Bryan: dat $tick with a boner
J Cole: middle child with a boner.
I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.