I can practically taste the wintergreen chalk.
I can practically taste the wintergreen chalk.
Holy crap, how long does a game of chess take?!
I remember reading excerpts of the bible in one of my high school English classes a couple decades ago. It was basically part of a unit on fictional storytelling via religion. I’d be okay with that being the requirement.
Each hand pets the ones on the sides; then kisses to the middle. Not as good as having three hands, but it works.
When I was a young kid, I had a cat that was front-declawed (this was before it was well known that it’s an abusive practice - my folks didn’t know better at the time). Because he couldn’t shred the paper with his claws, he showed his spite by chewing up the roll so it looked like he’d clawed it. Didn’t matter which direction the roll was.
I loved that cat. He was so smart.
Tell Gerry to m(e)ander his way out so the rest of us can have a turn in the gay room.
I like to think half of the last letter is cut off and it’s “free doom,” which is, disgustingly, what kids in Palestine are getting.
They must still be paying for that one.
Right?! After a review like that, I want a pair.
She would almost certainly have threatened to contact her “solicitor,” not her “attorney,” if it were real, given she’s from/in the UK. Still a very entertaining read, though.
I don’t know why I bothered to hope. I’m so tired of being disappointed in humanity.
Oh man, that hit the nostalgia button hard in a very bizarre way. I was still using these in the early 90s. I can still picture my name, written in the teacher’s mesmerizingly neat handwriting, taped to the top corner.
Eventually it’ll probably be child soldier units made up of the thousands of kidnapped Ukrainian children.
To be honest, I’m a little surprised they still have enough meat shields that they haven’t started doing this yet, but I suppose they must be tricking enough folks from India and the African continent into going to Russia for “work.”
My dollar gave me a Canadian coin and some yen. What do I do now?!
This is flavored soju, which is usually around 10-12% abv and is sweetened. Very drinkable. Unflavored soju is a little less friendly if you don’t like tasting alcohol.
That dollar is pregnant and about to birth some coins.
I mostly feel sorry for the man who was attacked, and glad he wasn’t further harmed. I also feel bad for the daughter, but I think it’s sad that most of the comments on the YT video don’t even mention the victim while sympathizing with the daughter.
Right? Instead of publicizing his bullshit, we should be ignoring him whilst simultaneously hoping he runs into the wrong end of a lawnmower.
Sounds about right, considering ACAB.
What a disgusting person he is.
Do we have to wish them good luck?