Brave Sir Trump ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Trump turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Trump.
Because they got tired of paying for the whiny engineers that would have to implement the failsafe and so they fired them all.