I will be the first person to tell you that I am not a snake person (it’s very much a me problem not them) but knowing that she was scared on the bus coming home from the vet breaks my heart. I’m sure she is a very sweet baby

Excuse me, this is clearly a tiger

Game on. I own a bag of wire nuts and I know how to use them.

This guy gets it. It’s fascinating being judged on what one puts on a hotdog by the dyed relish gang.

Return the slab…

“So we can still deport Venezuelan women. Got it.” -Trump probably

Do you want “Planet of the Rats?” Because that’s how you get “Planet of the Rats”

Did somebody say there’s a jizz mopping sim? Asking for a friend

Considering how much it costs me to live there why would I want to leave and not get my moneys worth?

Bing Crosby is that you?

Wait, you guys were buying books from Amazon?

Top tip: add in some powdered sugar. In addition to adding some sweetness, powdered sugar has cornstarch in it which will act as a thickener making for a more unctuous mouthfeel

Here is a great PSA for these trying times regarding what things are illegal to say. https://youtu.be/rUft70iHHdM?si=PdAN08KekceKck-K

And failing that I just dropped this totally by accident and am already walking away…

https://archive.org/details/tm-21-210-improvised-munitions-handbook-1969-department-of-the-army

Oops I think I dropped this link to the Simple Sabotage Field Manual on accident

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

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“Pasta fasul I am a fool” -Pope Formosus probably

Change your car’s oil often

Yes this is definitely something to keep on top of but don’t feel the need to do it too too often ex. Once a month assuming you drive a normal amount. Check the manual in your glove box and stick the recommended service interval. It should list miles driven and a length of time. Change it at which ever of those come first.

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