Democrats will continue to give sternly worded remarks all the way up to their appointment with the gallows, so brave!
Strategically speaking liberal politicians are backed into a corner and only have two real options:
Seize control preemptively, promoting conservative conspiracy to prophecy, and likely inciting CW2.
Hand over full control come January and hope they continue to maintain some privilege under a new regime.
They’re already in check, but more concerned with soliciting large donations and collecting hot stick tips.
Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking.
-Jet Li
I cut my lip on a sandwich at the bakery yesterday, tipped extra.
Where do you put your car batteries? I’m pretty sure they belong in an ocean bro.
I thought most grandmas knew that car batteries definitely belong in a beautiful blue ocean, especially ones with little to no car batteries. Is a life without throwing car batteries into the ocean even worth living? If you need someone to talk to, or even just to go throw car batteries into an ocean with HMU.
But then who would get paid to provide all the parts/equipment/etc.?
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We finally beat medicare!
FUCK YEAH!!! DONT FORGET TO BRISH YOUR TEETH AS PART OF A HEALTHY HYGIENE ROUTINE MFER! TELL YOUR PARENTS I SAID HI!
Doesn’t prevent them from working together.
Monsieur Baguette is clearly the superior choice.
American legal reporting devolved into a Sportsnet style scoreboard?
How else are we supposed to understand it? Go away, I’m batin.
These ones are written in formaldehyde.
Horse people are unhinged.
relatively low-paying jobs.
Turns out being in prison sucks, even if you get to leave at the end of the day. Worst part is having to be around some of the most awful people to walk the earth, inmates are usually alright though.