This is correct. Also because congress changes the tax code hundreds of times per year, it is practically impossible for an individual to keep up with every minute change. You could try filing by yourself, but you’ll end up working with those tax preparers, paying them a fee instead.

NOOOO YOU NEED TO USE AN AC TO DC CONVERSION BRICK NO BATTERY IS DESIGNED TO TAKE DIRECT AC POWER FROM THE GRID YOURE GONNA CAUSE A LITHIUM FIRE NOOOO

“You see kids, you tried, and you didn’t succeed.”

“The lesson is, never try.”

• Homer J. Simpson

Both look amazing tho

“It’s not your loot, just your turn to use it.”

The answer is always DRM and monetization. If you didn’t have enough reasons to not buy products with locked down software, here’s even more reasons.

slaps kettle

This bad boy could cause so many caffeine overdoses…

This is when we say YAAY and give all of the upvotes

*When the light is running low…

*And the shadows start to grow…

Waitaminute… isn’t that a German recipe (Or if you’re counting the “blue candy” variant, American)?

Lol it exists irl too

The actual friends with benefits experience

Man, now instead of throwing your controller, you’re punching your controller into drywall

This is da way

RAM: “It’s good for you!”

“GOOD FOR YOU? That meal is cardiac arrest on a plate!”

RAM: “No, I meant, good for your gears.” (Robotic choir)

“Oh puh-leaze. I have no gears.”

(DEMONIC ROBOTIC LAUGHTER)

What would robot food taste like? Solder smoke?

And then they uh… um…

As someone who used to work in a US pharmacy, I understand you completely. More than 80% of the problems I had helping customers involved money and insurance coverage.

B… Bweaking Bad refwence?

A pessimistic take on this is that all relationships are transactional - basically the guilded age era of social darwinism but extended to all social interactions, not just economic.

An optimistic take is that humanity desires social interaction, and positive feedback is a motivation for engaging in polite and supportive social activity. You and others you interact with benefit from the positive feedback loop, so the chain reaction of kindness is incentivised for all those who desire it.

An analytical take is its impossible to find one theorem for all of humanity. Humanity is one massive unknown variable composed of billions of individual unknown variables, so it is foolish to try and derive one formula explaining the emotional reaction of love. How that may be triggered is just so unquantifiable at scale. The answer would be to simply embrace what works for you.

Not sure if any of these would be right.