rebeccapurple?

I believe that is a reference to the fact that suicide hotlines don’t answer a lot of the time

THERE!!

literally this part of Iron Man

I want to eat a red blood cell. Like one the size of my hand that tastes like a gummy bear

I get “failed to load Media 🥲” on my Lemmy :(

I like dominos tho 😅

reject people with body dysmorphia

I thought that was the entire point of plastic surgery, if not for helping mild dysmorphia then what’s the situation where someone would get plastic surgery?

the only authority I respect is my mother :3

top tip: explore. it’s pretty fun to purposefully take wrong turns and just learn what’s out there just out of eyesight

not really sure I follow what you’re trying to say, but in my experience it’s pretty common for directions to come up in casual conversation. Chatting about traffic and ways to get around it is pretty top tier smalltalk for me because it’s actually helpful to know and isn’t just the copy-paste “how’s your day” “good, yours?” “good.”

is your goal to rely on it, or to have it as a backup?
For my purpose of having backup nearly anything will be better than nothing.

Saw this when I was on reddit. People from all walks of life were commenting how this was relatable to their job/experiencs. Was pretty cool to see, you never think about some of their obscure jobs that are hella impactful

This is propaganda made by the “sharks eating international cable club” to take the bame off them

I met a toddler who probably only knows about 5 words today at work. He would continually say “Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi…” the entire time he saw me. granted I only saw him for about 5 minutes but little dude was about to explode with all his ‘hi’-s
His dad looked so tired 😭

Fun fact: written words only appear to last forever because people forgot the words that don’t last forever.
Had that showerthought thought after a gummy and bout exploded my mind.

shrimp kinda taste like dirt to me, but i like crab.
However I did learn that my throat feeling like it was closing up after eating seafood ISNT normal and went to the doctor and now I’m not allowed to eat crab anymore :(

Hmm. Deep rock too probably.

edit: ok fuck whoever posted that fake PNG

how did they discover that? who’s just going around cutting random parts of swimmy guys??

“failed to load Media” makes it even funnier lol